inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

(via manda)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via manda)

(via deaatrang)

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via manda)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(via cupofwilson)

Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.

Unknown   (via phuckindope)

(via mathsdebater)

cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

(via emhuangg)

suenotragado:

Dream apartment hello

(via wenwenn)

I love the way you set me off
With stroke of your hand
But nothing I’ve got
Will make you feel better, no
At the break of dawn you’ll still
Be nobody’s man.

Tina Dico

(via thisflightlessbird)

emmalynsullivan:

I need some answers to questions and Judy Blume won’t answer my emails, help.

(via cupofwilson)