omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via kushandwizdom)

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You don’t test a gentle person the way that you don’t steep tea for too long. Submerge me and I will imbue, and what was sweet will be bitter. I will be strong on your tongue and unpleasant to the taste, and you’ll regret drowning me in your guile.

My gentleness is not for your taking.

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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emilynigglet:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

lifeisjustbe:

I’m dying

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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